1 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:14,698 NARRATOR". What's this? An ambush outside the home of millionaire Karnaby Katz? 2 00:00:14,907 --> 00:00:17,701 Where Catwoman, the Joker, and their evil cohorts... 3 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:22,373 ...lie wickedly in wait for Batgirl and the Caped Crusaders. 4 00:00:22,581 --> 00:00:25,417 Where will we get in touch with you in case we find more clues? 5 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,711 Where can I get in touch with you, Batman? 6 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,090 Yes, that has been a problem, but we'll manage. 7 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,551 We have before. 8 00:00:35,307 --> 00:00:41,381 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 9 00:00:48,899 --> 00:00:51,402 Looking for something, Batgirl? 10 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:54,071 Like this spark plug, perhaps? 11 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,489 So you didn't leave. 12 00:00:55,698 --> 00:01:00,578 Not only didn't we leave, but neither did our dependable Cats Paws. 13 00:01:13,757 --> 00:01:16,468 Won't she break through that thin twine, Catwoman? 14 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,345 I think not, Joker. 15 00:01:18,554 --> 00:01:22,224 Those Cat's Whiskers, a fiendish invention of mine... 16 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:26,437 ...they automatically contract when placed in close contact with the heat of the body. 17 00:01:30,107 --> 00:01:34,278 So in seconds, Batgirl will be strangled to death... 18 00:01:34,486 --> 00:01:39,909 ...thereby ridding Gotham City of one-third of the Terrific Trio. 19 00:01:40,117 --> 00:01:43,829 You see, when I do a job, I do it right. 20 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,207 And why didn't we attack them all while we were at it? 21 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:50,169 There are only four of us and three of them. 22 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:54,924 The odds would be most perturbing. 23 00:01:55,132 --> 00:01:56,425 Finished? 24 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:57,968 Yes, Catwoman. 25 00:01:58,177 --> 00:02:00,387 Soon, so is she. Ha-ha-ha! 26 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:06,477 Let's get back to the novelty company and plan our next cataclysmic move. 27 00:03:51,957 --> 00:03:53,125 NARRATOR". Free at last... 28 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,837 ...as the sprinkling system has caused the Cat Whiskers to expand... 29 00:03:57,046 --> 00:03:59,089 . . . rather than contract. 30 00:04:21,987 --> 00:04:24,782 You both look a trifle harassed, sir, if I may say so. 31 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:26,283 Perhaps this snack will help. 32 00:04:26,492 --> 00:04:29,953 No, thank you, Alfred. You know I never mix crime-fighting with eating. 33 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:33,332 Besides, I don't think it'll help us solve our problem... 34 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:36,627 ...with Catwoman and Joker. -I could force myself to take a bite. 35 00:04:41,673 --> 00:04:44,301 - Yes, commissioner? -Batgirl just called me, Batman. 36 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:48,972 She wants you to meet her at the intersection of Cattail Lane and Ninelives Alley. 37 00:04:49,181 --> 00:04:51,391 That's behind the novelty manufacturing center... 38 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,644 ...of Gotham City. -She's on the other phone. 39 00:04:53,852 --> 00:04:56,105 - Shall I tell her you'll be there? -By all means. 40 00:04:56,313 --> 00:04:57,815 Right. 41 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,859 Cattail Lane, Ninelives Alley. 42 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,862 The Grimalkin Novelty Company is on that corner. 43 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,448 Grimalkin? What kind of a name is that? 44 00:05:06,657 --> 00:05:11,620 An obscure, but nevertheless acceptable, synonym for "cat," Robin. 45 00:05:11,829 --> 00:05:13,372 Let's go. 46 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:19,086 NARRATOR". While the Dynamic Duo race back to Gotham City... 47 00:05:19,294 --> 00:05:23,590 Catwoman and Joker have already put their plan into motion. 48 00:05:24,258 --> 00:05:28,220 This is the map which will lead us to the gunpowder hidden over 200 years ago... 49 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:32,349 ...by Gargon Maltese, the famous crook. 50 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,309 This nightshirt is a map? 51 00:05:34,518 --> 00:05:36,687 It's perfectly obvious, Joker. 52 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:40,023 And thanks to it, we shall steal the gunpowder... 53 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:44,403 ...then blast our way in and out of the federal depository. 54 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,197 Well, it's a funny map without any printing on it. 55 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:50,033 It's the shape that's persuasive. 56 00:05:50,242 --> 00:05:56,707 This is a chart of Phony Island, located on the southern tip of Gotham City. 57 00:05:56,915 --> 00:06:00,919 Oh, and that X mark's the leeward end, and that's where the stuff is, right? 58 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,755 Wrong. X does not mark the spot. 59 00:06:04,214 --> 00:06:05,757 It's the starting place. 60 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:10,012 To find the exact location, we must look at the crib. 61 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:15,100 It's written backwards and, heh-heh, in French. 62 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,894 Giggler, get my mirror. 63 00:06:17,102 --> 00:06:21,440 Laugher, get my French dictionary. 64 00:06:34,912 --> 00:06:38,415 Ooh. That's the first time I ever heard a cat purr in French. 65 00:06:38,624 --> 00:06:41,293 Skip the flattery, Joker, and give me the translation. 66 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:48,592 Oh. "From X on the map, walk 50 meters north, then 50 feet right... 67 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:53,305 ...then try to find the wrong stone." 68 00:06:53,597 --> 00:06:55,265 Now, what's that supposed to mean? 69 00:06:55,474 --> 00:06:57,726 Exactly the opposite of what it says. 70 00:06:58,060 --> 00:07:00,270 The poem said it's a fib. 71 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:07,236 Therefore, we walk 50 meters south, then 50 feet left... 72 00:07:07,444 --> 00:07:09,279 ...to find the right stone. 73 00:07:09,488 --> 00:07:12,324 Oh, it's easy when you know the key. 74 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,284 Well, shall we go? 75 00:07:14,493 --> 00:07:17,079 We shall, Joker. 76 00:07:30,634 --> 00:07:33,262 - How about rushing the place, Batman? -Shh. 77 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:35,305 I think not, Robin. 78 00:07:35,514 --> 00:07:40,936 All they've done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me and Batgirl. 79 00:07:41,144 --> 00:07:44,314 No, I think they plan something really big. 80 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:45,816 Here they come. 81 00:07:46,024 --> 00:07:48,026 Meet us there, boys. The Kitty Car only holds two. 82 00:07:54,992 --> 00:07:56,493 - They're getting away. -No, Robin. 83 00:07:56,702 --> 00:07:59,746 I've adjusted the radar on the Batmobile to allow us to trace them. 84 00:07:59,955 --> 00:08:02,332 By tuning in on sonic emanations from their motor... 85 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:05,043 ...we'll be able to stay up to five miles behind them... 86 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,671 ...and still know precisely where they are. 87 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:13,552 We'll stay out of their sight until they reach their destination. 88 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,263 Then and only then will we pounce on them. 89 00:08:16,471 --> 00:08:17,514 To the Batmobile. 90 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:20,684 What about my Batgirl Cycle? It's hidden around the corner. 91 00:08:20,892 --> 00:08:23,020 We'll pick it up later, Batgirl. 92 00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:25,439 It'll be much faster if we all go together. 93 00:08:25,647 --> 00:08:27,941 Hmm. Cozy. 94 00:08:31,737 --> 00:08:33,655 NARRATOR". Meanwhile, Catwoman and Joker... 95 00:08:33,864 --> 00:08:36,158 ...arrive at the Phony Island Lighthouse. 96 00:08:36,366 --> 00:08:41,455 Formerly, a busy bastion of light, but now almost inoperative. 97 00:08:43,749 --> 00:08:46,668 Look for something marked with an X. 98 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:53,592 I found it. I found it. I found the rock with the X mark. 99 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,555 Aha. Good. 100 00:08:58,764 --> 00:09:04,644 From here on in, it should be a piece of cake. Now, 50 meters south and 50 feet left. 101 00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:10,901 You know, the only trouble with keeping this lighthouse, Mr. Keeper... 102 00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:14,279 ...is that there isn't enough for a lighthouse keeper to keep keeping. 103 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,615 Mrs. Keeper, I'm the lighthouse keeper. 104 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,242 - You just keep the lighthouse clean. -Clean? 105 00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:21,745 All I do is vacuum the upstairs bedroom. 106 00:09:21,953 --> 00:09:25,999 What kind of life is that for a stylish, attractive, sophisticated, intelligent woman? 107 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:29,461 Mrs. Keeper, when you married me, you know'd I was a lighthouse keeper. 108 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:33,173 - You know'd it'd be a lonely life. -I thought it sounded romantic. 109 00:09:33,382 --> 00:09:36,385 But there's nothing romantic about shipwrecks and seagulls. 110 00:09:36,593 --> 00:09:38,970 Mrs. Keeper, we haven't had a shipwreck in two days. 111 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,432 Of course, we haven't. The light's out in the lighthouse half the time. 112 00:09:42,641 --> 00:09:45,435 You'd think a lighthouse keeper would know how to keep his-- 113 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:47,562 - Just stop talking. -Stop talking? 114 00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:50,941 Then I'd really have nothing to do except vacuum the upstairs bedroom. 115 00:09:51,149 --> 00:09:52,943 Well, at least stop talking to me. 116 00:09:53,151 --> 00:09:54,820 Here, you can talk to our visitors. 117 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,279 Visitors? What visitors? 118 00:09:56,488 --> 00:09:59,574 There's a whole bunch of strangers headed in our direction. 119 00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:03,537 Forty-six, 47, 48, 49, 50. 120 00:10:03,745 --> 00:10:06,248 Now 50 feet left. 121 00:10:06,456 --> 00:10:08,959 One, two, three, four... 122 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:11,211 Well, what do you know? Company. 123 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:13,839 I'd better get back upstairs and vacuum the bedroom. 124 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,425 Vacuum the bedroom? What are you going up there for? 125 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:19,636 Every five minutes, you're going upstairs to do some vacuuming. 126 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:24,182 Forty-six, 47, 48, 49, 50. 127 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,893 Should be around here somewhere unless I counted wrong. 128 00:10:27,102 --> 00:10:29,062 Maybe feet were smaller in those days. 129 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,525 You sure you figured everything? 130 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,777 I never make a mistake. 131 00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:39,489 Look what we found upstairs. 132 00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:41,825 Unhand me, you underhanded bully. 133 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,493 Well, what do we have here? 134 00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:47,497 I am the lighthouse keeper. This is my missus, Mrs. Keeper. 135 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,916 And this is private property. 136 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:53,003 A lighthouse? Private property? Oh-ho-ho! 137 00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:56,006 Well, private public property. 138 00:10:56,214 --> 00:10:58,008 It means you keep off! 139 00:10:58,216 --> 00:11:00,427 I think we've heard enough. 140 00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,054 Let's get them. 141 00:11:06,057 --> 00:11:08,185 No. You're kaput. 142 00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,436 Finis, defunct. 143 00:11:09,644 --> 00:11:12,731 We're very much not defunct, Joker. Neither is Batgirl. 144 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:17,110 This is some sort of perfidious trick. I'll bet it's done with mirrors. 145 00:11:17,319 --> 00:11:20,947 The mirror is broken, Catwoman. The last cat has crossed our path. 146 00:11:21,156 --> 00:11:23,408 From now on, all the luck is with us. 147 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:26,203 Unhand those two helpless people. 148 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:33,043 Look. There it is. The gunpowder. 149 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,047 It's all clearly marked. 150 00:11:37,255 --> 00:11:40,675 - Gunpowder? - Put that match out, you fool. 151 00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:43,803 It's going to explode. 152 00:11:44,012 --> 00:11:46,014 - Let's get out of here. -There's no time. 153 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:49,142 Stay calm, everybody. 154 00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:50,852 Stay calm, everyone. 155 00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:01,988 Holy return from oblivion. We're still alive. 156 00:12:02,197 --> 00:12:03,865 Yes, Robin. Still alive. 157 00:12:04,074 --> 00:12:07,452 In the split second before the actual detonation of the gunpowder... 158 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:11,623 ...I was able to infuse this one room with Anti-Blast Batpowder. 159 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,416 Oh, very clever. 160 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,668 I should say so. 161 00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:18,380 But what about the upstairs bedroom? I just vacuumed it. 162 00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:21,758 The city will make it up to you. They'll take the cost of your home... 163 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:25,512 ...out of Catwoman and Joker's prison pay for making license plates. 164 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,305 That's what you say, Batman. 165 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,016 But I say we'll never see the inside of a prison again. 166 00:12:30,225 --> 00:12:34,396 We're certainly never gonna see the inside of the federal depository and all that dough. 167 00:12:34,604 --> 00:12:35,689 Maybe later, Joker. 168 00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:39,985 But for now, I want benefit of counsel. 169 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,237 That's certainly your privilege, Catwoman. 170 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,948 Can I make my one phone call? 171 00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:47,117 Just don't try any of your old tricks. 172 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,451 Who are you calling? 173 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:52,622 Lucky Pierre, the world's greatest and luckiest criminal attorney. 174 00:12:52,831 --> 00:12:54,791 He's never lost a case. 175 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,627 - Is it a toll call? -No. 176 00:12:57,836 --> 00:12:59,671 Only local. 177 00:13:02,924 --> 00:13:06,136 This dime should take care of the telephone call, Mrs. Keeper. 178 00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:09,598 Thanks, Batman. You're a perfect gentleman. 179 00:13:13,268 --> 00:13:15,270 Hello, Pierre. 180 00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:16,980 This is Catwoman. 181 00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:20,358 C-A-T-W-O-M -A-N. 182 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,576 Batman just caught Joker and me in the middle of a robbery. 183 00:13:29,784 --> 00:13:34,122 Hmm. Difficult, but not insurmountable for Lucky Pierre. 184 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:37,417 Now, be still and don't utter a meow. 185 00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:39,044 I'll see you in court. 186 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,297 And if all goes well, knock on wood... 187 00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:46,217 ...I'll have you sprung before pussy-willow time. 188 00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:56,144 Not good, huh? 189 00:13:56,353 --> 00:13:59,189 Listen, Joker, according to the pretrial briefs... 190 00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:03,026 ...there's no way any jury in this world would fail to convict you. 191 00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:04,986 Any jury? 192 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,697 Well, almost any jury. 193 00:14:07,906 --> 00:14:11,826 To beat this rap, you'd have to bribe every citizen of Gotham City. 194 00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:15,372 And that takes dough. Real dough. 195 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,874 Has the jury been chosen yet? 196 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,710 Batman is in the anteroom, interviewing them now. 197 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:22,837 - Batman? -Yeah, Batman. 198 00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:27,634 Because of his familiarity with the case, the DA has allowed him to handle the prosecution. 199 00:14:27,842 --> 00:14:30,011 But I get my chance in a few minutes. 200 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:49,503 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 201 00:14:49,711 --> 00:14:51,797 Uh, gentlemen of the jury... 202 00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:55,634 ...we are gathered here today to prove that Catwoman... 203 00:14:56,301 --> 00:14:59,054 ...Joker, and their men... 204 00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:01,765 ...are guilty of several major offenses. 205 00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:05,769 To wit: robbery, attempted murder... 206 00:15:05,977 --> 00:15:09,815 ...assault and battery, mayhem... 207 00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:13,235 ...and overtime parking. 208 00:15:14,319 --> 00:15:18,824 I would like to call as my first witness, Little Louie Groovy. 209 00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:22,536 Sure knows how to handle himself in the courtroom, commissioner. 210 00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:24,996 Little Louie Groovy, take the stand. 211 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:29,126 Would you state your full name, please? 212 00:15:30,836 --> 00:15:32,170 Little Louie Groovy. 213 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:36,049 Mr. Groovy, on the night of July 22nd of this year... 214 00:15:36,258 --> 00:15:39,177 ...were you not robbed of a very valuable nightshirt? 215 00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:42,931 And was not assault committed upon your personage? 216 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,474 Yeah. 217 00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:49,438 Are the persons who performed these dastardly deeds present in this courtroom? 218 00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:50,730 Yeah. 219 00:15:50,939 --> 00:15:54,359 For the record, would you point them out, please? 220 00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:58,155 Those cats over there. 221 00:15:58,363 --> 00:16:03,326 The chick with the swinging outfit, the creep with the green hair, and those four clowns. 222 00:16:03,535 --> 00:16:08,874 For the record, witness is pointing to the defendants. 223 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,877 He's so authoritative. 224 00:16:12,085 --> 00:16:13,420 So confident. 225 00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:16,423 The more you work with Batman, the more amazing he seems. 226 00:16:16,631 --> 00:16:17,841 Cross-examination? 227 00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:19,468 No cross-examination. 228 00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,805 I now call Karnaby Katz to the stand. 229 00:16:26,558 --> 00:16:27,726 No cross-examination. 230 00:16:31,271 --> 00:16:36,902 I call as my final witnesses, Mr. and Mrs. Keeper. 231 00:16:41,364 --> 00:16:43,325 And that's your statement, Mr. Keeper. 232 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,077 That's his statement, not mine. 233 00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:49,039 I had just vacuumed the upstairs bedroom. 234 00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:51,500 And now there's no bedroom upstairs anymore. 235 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,418 - Please, Mrs. Keeper-- -No. 236 00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:54,920 It's not any place. 237 00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,339 That's my statement. 238 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:58,590 Cross-examination? 239 00:16:59,424 --> 00:17:00,592 No cross-examination. 240 00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,763 Thank you. 241 00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:13,021 I can't understand his tactics. 242 00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:15,857 He hasn't cross-examined one of my witnesses. 243 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:20,237 He has something up his sleeve, all right. They don't call him "Lucky Pierre" for nothing. 244 00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:24,074 This is ridiculous. Aren't you gonna offer some sort of defense? 245 00:17:24,282 --> 00:17:26,660 - I know what I'm doing, Joker. -Oh! 246 00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:28,495 You're doing fine, Lucky. 247 00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:30,705 Keep your cool. 248 00:17:36,628 --> 00:17:38,046 Batman's about to sum up. 249 00:17:39,714 --> 00:17:40,840 Gentlemen of the jury... 250 00:17:41,049 --> 00:17:44,261 ...you've heard the evidence of 14 separate witnesses... 251 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:48,098 ...including Robin the Boy Wonder, and Batgirl. 252 00:17:48,306 --> 00:17:51,476 Each one of them corroborating the other's story... 253 00:17:51,685 --> 00:17:54,729 ...that those defendants are guilty... 254 00:17:54,938 --> 00:17:59,317 ...of all the crimes with which they are charged. 255 00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:02,821 In the interests of law, order... 256 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:08,368 ...justice, good fellowship, and the flag... 257 00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:11,121 ...you must convict them... 258 00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:16,126 ...to keep our streets safe from evil persons. 259 00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,003 Thank you. 260 00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:22,841 - You were great, Batman. -Sit down, Robin. Thank you. 261 00:18:23,049 --> 00:18:26,344 - Yes, you learned your lessons well, Batman. -Begorra. 262 00:18:28,346 --> 00:18:30,140 Lucky Pierre is standing. 263 00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:32,726 He's gonna let us have it now. 264 00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:35,645 The defense waives summation in this case. 265 00:18:36,104 --> 00:18:38,648 We stand on our plea of not guilty... 266 00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:44,029 ...and we feel sure that the jury will bear out the truth in this case. 267 00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:46,448 So be it. 268 00:18:46,781 --> 00:18:50,535 Jury's ordered to the jury room for deliberation. 269 00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:54,372 No need for that, Your Honor. We have already made up our minds. 270 00:18:55,707 --> 00:18:56,875 That's a good sign. 271 00:18:57,083 --> 00:19:00,337 This should be some sort of legal record for convictions by a jury. 272 00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:03,048 We find the defendants, Catwoman... 273 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:07,344 ...Joker, Giggler, Laughter, Smiley and Gus... 274 00:19:07,552 --> 00:19:09,763 ...not guilty of any of the charges. 275 00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:11,139 Yeah. 276 00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:12,390 Yeah. 277 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:17,771 Yeah. 278 00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:20,523 Order in the court. Order, I say. 279 00:19:24,569 --> 00:19:27,656 There's something very cat-fishy about this whole thing, Batman. 280 00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:30,659 - I think it's a fix. -That's the way the law is, Robin. 281 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:33,662 They've received a fair trial and been adjudged not guilty. 282 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,914 Every man is entitled to his day in court. 283 00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:39,084 We must abide by the jury's decision. 284 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:47,092 Normally, after any case, I never make a statement to the jury. 285 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:51,179 However, today, I cannot resist. 286 00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:54,808 Never in my 30 years on the Gotham City bench... 287 00:19:55,016 --> 00:20:00,105 ...have I ever seen a more callous disregard for the facts in a case. 288 00:20:00,313 --> 00:20:04,234 You are all to be chastised for making a travesty... 289 00:20:04,442 --> 00:20:06,444 ...out of the judicial process. 290 00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:11,032 Aw, stow it, judge. The case is over. Quit flapping your yap. 291 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:13,952 Yeah. 292 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,706 That's no foreman, that's Marvin the Moose. He used to work with Catwoman. 293 00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,375 And that second fellow is Dave the Dummy. 294 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,961 He's also worked with Catwoman. 295 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,922 Your Honor, I move for a new trial. 296 00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:29,634 - On which of several grounds? -On the grounds of a prejudicial jury. 297 00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:32,429 You don't know how prejudicial, Batman. 298 00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:34,305 All right, now. 299 00:22:02,143 --> 00:22:04,729 - What now? -You're on your way to prison, Catwoman. 300 00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:09,567 Will you never learn that you cannot outwit the law? 301 00:22:09,776 --> 00:22:13,404 Maybe one day I will, Batman, perhaps. 302 00:22:13,613 --> 00:22:16,866 You'll never succeed in circumventing justice, Catwoman. 303 00:22:17,075 --> 00:22:20,662 Not as long as honest and dedicated law enforcers have a breath left. 304 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:26,543 Oh, forget the morals. Just get us back to jail, so we don't have to listen to these corny jokes. 305 00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:29,212 But morals are the stuff men are made of. 306 00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:32,340 And until criminals learn that, our job will not be done. 307 00:22:32,549 --> 00:22:36,594 However, if and when they do... 308 00:22:36,803 --> 00:22:41,307 ...we'll be only too ready to hang up our capes and cowls. 309 00:23:08,918 --> 00:23:11,129 At least we met some very interesting characters. 310 00:23:11,337 --> 00:23:15,174 Little Louie Groovy, Karnaby Katz, Mr. and Mrs. Keeper. 311 00:23:15,383 --> 00:23:16,759 Don't forget Lucky Pierre. 312 00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,261 - Yeah. -Yes. 313 00:23:18,469 --> 00:23:23,433 If he hadn't gone so wrong, he might have had to find career in politics. 314 00:23:23,641 --> 00:23:26,811 Won a gubernatorial race, or the White House even. 315 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,771 I guess it just wasn't in the books. 316 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:31,941 Speaking of books, I promised I'd call my daughter at the library. 317 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:34,068 - Ah. -Bonnie? 318 00:23:34,277 --> 00:23:36,654 NARRATOR". While at the library: 319 00:23:36,863 --> 00:23:38,823 Louie the Lilac. 320 00:23:39,032 --> 00:23:41,075 What are you doing here? 321 00:23:41,284 --> 00:23:43,620 And what are you doing with that boutonniere? 322 00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:46,706 I remember the time you stunned my friend Princess Primrose... 323 00:23:46,915 --> 00:23:48,708 ...with an invisible knockout spray. 324 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:51,669 This is not an invisible knockout spray, Miss Gordon. 325 00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:54,047 It is essence of lilacs. 326 00:23:54,255 --> 00:23:59,719 A scent which I intend to corner the perfume market of Gotham City. 327 00:24:00,678 --> 00:24:05,475 I thought that the police commissioner's daughter should be my first recipient. 328 00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:18,071 Gotham Public Library. 329 00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:20,657 Oh, Daddy, am I glad you called. 330 00:24:20,865 --> 00:24:22,825 You'll never guess who was just in here. 331 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:25,620 Louie the Lilac? 332 00:24:25,828 --> 00:24:28,122 Back in Gotham City? 333 00:24:28,331 --> 00:24:31,918 NARRATOR". And Louie the Lilac is in indeed back in Gotham City... 334 00:24:32,126 --> 00:24:35,713 ...and planning much more than just cornering the perfume market... 335 00:24:35,922 --> 00:24:39,384 ...as you'll see in our next episode. 336 00:24:40,295 --> 00:24:46,440 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/4w9jm Help other users to choose the best subtitles 337 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:51,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0